Do you need a new libation vessel?

A submission from David Wolf:

It has come to our attention that some Nereid members may be without a libation vessel to call their own. After experimenting with a number of prototypes, and hours and hours of extensive trials, we have come up with a vessel that not only looks good, but is guaranteed to make all beverages taste better, and to improve your oarsmanship. The price is $25, including an engraved Nereid logo and the name/nickname of your choice. Please make checks payable to David Wolf, and post to 94 Windsor Road, Tenafly, NJ, 07670. The above is an artist's rendering of the vessel.